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Hello, I am a cat. My name is Icey, but some know me as Zoe. My hobbies are food and being petted. Sometimes I art!
My goal is to take over the world! And I really like cat puns.
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SERIOUSLY THE CONCEPT OF ASEXUALITY IS AS FUCKING CLEAR AS HOMOSEXUALITY OR BISEXUALITY OR PANSEXUALITY LIKE ITS NOT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND IT MAY IN FACT BE THE EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND BUT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING HARDHEADED AND STUBBORN THAT THEY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ITS REAL LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME. YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING
WE DID IT GUYS
IT ONLY TOOK 8214 PAGES
BUT JOHN AND DAVE HAVE FINALLY MET
REJOICEEVERYONE HAS LITERALLY WAITED YEARS. EVEN THE CHARACTERS HAVE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS. JFC.
NO, BUT, GUYS, JOHN KEEPS APPEARING AND DISAPPEARING ALL OVER THE PLACE
WHAT IF HE DISAPPEARS BEFORE DAVE CAN EVEN TURN AROUND AND SEE HIM
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
if you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that i will fall in love with you
WHAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING IS WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST SOMEONE WHO JOKES ABOUT RAPE AND THEY SAY “oh why are you getting upset? ha were you raped or something?” NO I WASNT RAPED RAPE ISNT FUNNY AND RAPE JOKES DONT ONLY OFFEND RAPE VICTIMS YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING JOKE ABOUT IT YOU IGNORANT SHITSTAIN
IM SCREAMING
the universe has a sick sense of humor
friend ?????!?
fr iend!! !!!
im coming friend
im here i love u
people who’re always up in the middle of the night are either:
lonely
in love
or
sad
or watching anime
or nightblogging
or masturbating
or reading gay fanfiction
or writing gay fanfiction
So lonely or sad
So accurate
Do any of you even like my blog or am I just here entertaining myself